Last week my coworker/friend Jonathan, who sits right across from me, was sick. I told him to stay home so as not to affect the people around him but he refused in the guise of being a dedicated employee. So now, on a FRIDAY no less, I’m experiencing the same symptoms he was. I’ve got the the chills, I’m coughing, my body is aching and my throat is sore. Chances are my weekend is shot, but I’ll get better in time for work on Monday.

Thanks a lot Jonathan!