Why do women play games? They like to play hard to get, and when you play it right back at them they get mad at you. In this case, I asked a girl out for a 3rd date, and she said she’d get back to me. She never did. Due to a burning lack of concern, I never bothered to follow up.

I ran into her a couple weeks later in a club, and she said sarcastically, “Thanks for calling!”. Wait a second…I thought you said you’d get back to me. Now it’s my fault? Please don’t blame me for not playing your game.

Don’t worry, I was gonna give you the LJBF speech anyway.