Since this was probably the last weekend with nice weather this year I was at a friend’s condo for a barbeque.  The patio area is on the 2nd floor and has a view of the indoor pool of the building.  While we were eating, one of us stood up, walked around and said abruptly, “hey, there’s a couple doing it in the pool!”  Fully expecting this to be a joke, we all looked.  It wasn’t a joke.  This guy had his companion’s legs over his shoulders, and he was going at it like a jackhammer.  They even went doggy style for a bit.  We didn’t get a happy ending though…Peter called security to get them out before they could finish.

Party-pooper.